The madness of not being able to suck on toys from China, unless of course lead is your thing. Seems like telling a child not to suck on toys is like telling a child not to breath.
I wonder what was in all those little toys that I sucked on all those many, many years ago. As adults, perhaps we have the good sense to find things of a more, if you will, organic nature to suck on. HERE, SUCK ON THIS!
And may your new year not suck.