The madness of Scamitalism.
Tis a mad mad pyramid of scams,
and it's mighty hard on the old back
here at the bottom...
Welcome to The Madness Of Scamalot!

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How's your madness?
Aliens interrupted this madness to abduct the entire human race for experiments in the nature of absurdity.
Sounds absurd, I know, but there you have it my fellow lab rats.

The madness of the sheer joy and relief experienced when the "marching moron" hip hop blasting loud loud LOUD bad bad neighbors moved out two days ago after FIFTEEN godamned years of their brand of madness.
Sayonara white trash! Good luck to your new neighbors, wherever they are.

The madness of my madness is the madness of some madness going mad in the mind of the mad dreamer who is dreaming this whole mad thing.
I could sure go for the madness of some good quality sleep.
It was the madness of those damn jack hammers going off at 7:30 that did it.
"dat dat dat dat dat - dat dat dat dat dat" - etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc...