The madness of my madness is the madness of some madness going mad in the mind of the mad dreamer who is dreaming this whole mad thing.
I could sure go for the madness of some good quality sleep.
It was the madness of those damn jack hammers going off at 7:30 that did it.
"dat dat dat dat dat - dat dat dat dat dat" - etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc...

The madness of the bailout.
WHERE'S MY BONUS?

The madness of turning 60!
The madness of having not been able to trust yourself for thirty years!

The madness of this bad back.
Madness!

The madness of weird mortuary dreams featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor look-alike and parental ashes.
The madness of friday the 13th which means split-shift graveyard for this old zombie: is that luck or what? i hesitate to say....

The madness of stimulating an economy.
BUY TWO OF EVERYTHING !
And for heaven's sake, if you can't stimulate the economy,
please, at least stimulate yourself, twice.
It's the least you can do for America.

The madness of those crazy goofy wacky INSANE capitalists who are more than willing to drag us all down into the abyss rather that give up one ounce of their precious gold.
My oh my, what a disturbing breed they are!
MAD MAD BASTARDS ALL!