Thursday, September 25, 2008

Bailing out of this madness.
But look, they have a 700 billion dollar parachute!
Ah, a gentle landing for the poor fellows.
It calms the worried mind to know that the rich
are looking out for the rich by trying to scare the living daylights
out of the little people.
The madness of being the frightened little people.
And while we're at it, the madness of Chinese milk products.
Connect the dots:
win an off-shore bank account of your very own!


Wednesday, September 24, 2008

The madness of sleeping with your sneakers on, just in case there's a run on the banks

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Madness of government institutions bowing to the corporate will in complete obedience to do as I say or else with the people's money for huge bailouts of private entities that do not represent us but rob us of our tax dollars and throw others out of their homes and deny us health coverage. The madness of corporate fascism is here, folks.
Madness Maximus here.
Be kind to a bank.
Send them money.
Especially the presidents of the banks.
It's what freedom is all about.
(the madness of freedom, that is)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The INCREDIBLE madness of Wall Street.
It is quite obvious to me that I must become so large an entity that the government simply cannot afford to not bail me out. I will from this day forward endeavor to become larger and larger by the minute. You, the friendly taxpayer, will gladly, with a song in you voice and a smile on your face, foot the bill for bailing me out of any miscalculation that I might make in my headlong rush to amass vast quantities of money. I Thank you in advance for the madness of your cooperation in my times of financial tribulations.
Beat the rush and send me cash in advance of my difficulties.
And of course,
THE MADNESS OF THAT DAMNED LITTLE YAPPING DOG THAT IS LET LOOSE BEHIND US EVERY MORNING FAR TOO EARLY TO "YAP YAP YAP".
Over and out.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

MADNESS MADNESS MADNESS.
It's as simple as that.
Here,
there,
and everywhere.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The Madness of Republicans cheering in the coliseum
like Roman gladiators with blood drooling from their tongues,
spouting the same old rhetoric about
the right to life and the evils of abortion
boasting for more drilling of oil and calling it independence,
raising their arms in the air like bombs ready to explode
and destroy the rest of the world.